Rarity's Biggest Fan
Rating: 3 2 3
Rarity is a cunt to Twilight for being a stalecel and decides she wants her mane to flow. Her attempts at this fail so she manipulates Spike into being her slave by having him flap his wings to get her mane to flow.
Nothing interesting, 3 EV. 2 VB because this poor dragon is being manipulated by the white bitch to do her bidding. No development, 3 DV.
Ail-icorn
Rating: 4 3 3
Twilight has some magical sickness and begins magically affecting the others. At the beginning, Spike gives Twilight an ice-pack which reminds me: I am genuinely convinced ice-packs are a complete fucking placebo. You're supposed to apply them to reduce swelling or whatever except you're not supposed to apply it to bare skin but instead wrap it in a cloth or something which blocks all the coldness, defeating the whole point of the thing.
Eventually, Twilight sneezes and magically affects Fluttershy, freezing her and she dies from hypothermia. Also notice how when Twilight is about to sneeze again, Rainbow Dash saves Flutters first. Pinkie comes in with a cure to Twilight's infliction which heals her but the side effect is she's turned into a baby as a metaphor for how people who get sick are a bunch of babies.
Slightly amusing, 4 EV. No vibe, 3 VB. No development, 3 DV.
Teacher Of The Month
Rating: 3 3 3
Fluttershy is voted teacher of the "month" for the 16th month maybe in a row. Also notice how Rainbow Dash and Applejack are asking her for advice on how they can become teacher of the month which suggests neither became teacher of the month after Non-Compete Clause. Assuming Fluttershy has been the only one to get teacher of the month at all, that would place this short around the beginning of year 11. Flutters tries to run a psyop on the students to get them to choose either Rainbow Dash or Applejack to be the next teacher of the month but they catch onto it and vote for her for her 17th month.
Nothing interesting, 3 EV. No vibe, 3 VB. No development, 3 DV.
Starlight The Hypnotist
Rating: 3 3 3
Twilight comes to Starlight to complain about her fear of ladybugs so Glimmy tries hypnosis on her to cure her fear which results in a manic episode after Pinkie ruins it. This short also has been removed from any official MLP channels so they must've realized shit like this is why kids develop weird fetishes.
Not interesting, 3 EV. No vibe, 3 VB. No development, 3 DV.
Sundae, Sundae, Sundae
Rating: 5 3 3
It's summer, placing this around the end of season 8 most likely. All that happens is Pinkie wastes time as ice cream in her ice cream museum thing melts. Cranky knows what's up and likes vanilla.
Cranky is really funny twice so 5 EV. No vibe, 3 VB. No development, 3 DV.
MLP Commentaries IndexWritten 2025-5-3 Published 2025-6-1