I am here to announce that I am running for president. I will be representing the Mox Party. Our goals are based around freedom and societal progress. As leader of Moxistan, I believe I have what it takes to lead a country.
Like most great ideas, I got the idea to run for president while making fun of Reddit. After deciding to run for president, I began to come up with my policies I promise to fulfill. You may be wondering where I'm running for presidency and the answer is anywhere. Any country, any sub-territory, any city or town. President, prime minister, governor, mayor, anything, I am running for it all. Below you will find my list of policies.
Policies
Firearms And Training For Citizens' Keeping Act (FATFCK Act)
The FATFCK Act would enact a government service that provides firearms training for anyone who wants it and provides them with a gun upon completion. I want to provide guns to as many people as possible to increase citizens' defensive capability against crime and governmental tyranny. This would lessen the reliance on police and lessen the need to depend on the government for rights. The government shouldn't be the arbiter of who has so-called rights, the people of whatever group should ensure their own freedom and by providing guns to everyone, I hope to create a societal balance of freedom for all.
Free Copies Of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
As president, I will be sure to provide every citizen with a copy of the complete series of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic including all side media like movies, shorts, and specials. This will also include all Equestria Girls media too. By doing this, I hope people will learn from the ponies and there will be less hatred in the world. I am very tired of how much pain, hatred, and death is caused because people keep killing each other over dumb beliefs that are just the result of memetics. I wish to replace memes of hatred with memes of friendship and I believe my favorite little ponies are capable of that. If Hasbro doesn't agree to work with us on this and provide us with the media necessary, taxes will be raised to afford it. Anyone who donates me Monero will be exempt from this tax.
Government Incentivised Long-term Friendship Program (GILF Program)
The GILF Program would be a government program that would employ people to engage in platonic and romantic relationships with people unable to form them themselves. This would be what is commonly referred to as 'Government mandated girlfriends/boyfriends'. This program would hopefully solve the incel crisis and benefit those too socially inept to form relationships naturally and reduce domestic terrorism.
Eradication Of Credit
As president, I will eradicate the credit system. The credit system is a cancer that has economically destroyed our world for long enough. The credit system does not benefit the common people nor is it a way to track financial responsibility. It is a surveillance system that exists to require people to keep spending more and more to raise their credit score. Both the poor and the rich would benefit from its eradication. The credit system is the primary reason things become more expensive and economies become bloated. Think for a minute. When you provide people the option to pay for stuff they can't actually afford, this encourages them to spend more on stuff and this signals to the economy that raising prices is okay because people will still pay for it even if they don't have the money. Now imagine many aspects of the economy are built upon this system and it is so bad to the point that many necessities of life are dependent on this system of not being able to actually afford things. Now imagine you have a financial social credit score that society is allowed to discriminate against you with. Imagine you aren't allowed necessities like housing even when you provably have enough money to afford it just because you either refuse to partake in this system such as myself or your financial social credit isn't good enough. This is what credit is. It is a cancer that bloats economies, makes stuff more expensive, and allows for financial surveillance.
Insurance Business Regulation et Distribution Act (InBReD Act)
The InBReD Act would make insurance no longer be legally mandated to have. Insurance companies will also be more regulated to ensure they can't screw over clients including fines for refusal of payments to clients later deemed required to be payed out to a client in court. Any tax-funded insurance will be optional so people can choose to have private insurance or state-funded insurance.
Prison Reform
Most prisoners will receive the option to work for less sentence time. Workforces in need of workers will be incentivised to take prisoner labor. This will be done to give prisoners work experience for when they are released to make it easier to find a job and lessen the chances of reoffending. This policy was inspired by a fellow citizen's recommendation.
Eradication Of Patents
I will eradicate patents entirely. Patents only hinder innovation and encourage monopolies. By eradicating patents, I wish to incentivise competition and therefore lower prices.
Cyber Security for All Minors Program (CSAM Program)
I'm tired of children being victimised on the internet and instead of just spouting "Children shouldn't be on the internet." and doing nothing about it, as president, I will be sure to have school programs teaching intensive internet safety and cybersecurity. This will be beyond the basic shitty current way of teaching computer safety/security that basically just teaches "Don't dox yourself or share your password" which seeing as most kids seemingly do dox themselves on social media now, I don't think even that is taught anymore. The CSAM Program will enact an education curriculum that goes way beyond this. It will teach a wide variety of things from data management, account and computer security, internet privacy, internet safety, and more. By educating children instead of making empty statements that do nothing, I wish to truly ensure the safety of children on the internet. I will also ensure that there are programs for adults to receive this education too should they wish.
Direct Democracy Initiative for Citizens' Government Reform Legislation Act (DDICGRL Act)
The DDICGRL Act would bring more democracy to people. It would make more laws require people's votes to be enacted. Think of all the laws that exist that you think are unjust. How many of those laws if any did the people vote on? The DDICGRL Act would ensure that people vote for laws and bring a true democracy instead of an illusion of it.
Value of Resources Restored in Economics Act (VoRRE Act)
The VoRRE Act would return metal-backed currency and/or metals as legal tender. Nightcoin would also be reintroduced as a metal currency that is also legal tender.
Deregulation Of Cryptocurrency
I will ensure that cryptocurrency is returned to its original intent: A decentralised form of finance free of government intervention. Cryptocurrency will be deregulated and KYC laws will be eradicated. Stable cryptocurrencies will become legal tender for government entities and optional for private entities. Cryptocurrency education will also be available to all and will be included as part of the CSAM Program.
Abolishment Of Background Checks
Background checks will be abolished except for approved scenarios such as child/elder care. In instances where background checks are approved to be conducted, only history related to the profession or service requiring a background check will be available. For example, a child care worker can only receive a background check for child abuse related history. Abolishing background checks will lessen surveillance and discrimination. It will also incentivise exconvicts to seek work and participate in lawful society.
Digital Ownership
Digital storefronts and services will be required to allow access to all purchased media for as long as the service is in operation. Even if a person has a banned or suspended account on a service, said service must still allow them access their purchased media unless given consent to remove associated data. Services that shut down entirely will not be exempt if they are owned by a parent company capable of maintaining minimum operation for people to access their media. All DRM will also be legal to break and bypass.
Requirement of Identification Terminated And Rescission of Documents Act (RITARD Act)
The RITARD Act would make documents used for identification no longer be required by law. This would include things like government IDs, passports, driver's licenses, and birth certificates. Licenses and documents that are legally valid such as documents of ownership would have a system created in which people can optionally anonymise government records and verify their association with documents when needed.
Vote NightMox
If you agree with my policies remember to vote NightMox! Put my name in the write-in and if write-ins aren't allowed, take any of the images below, print it as a sticker and slap it on the ballot.
Written 2024-2-14 Published 2024-3-1 Updated 2024-6-1