For a short period of time in 2017, I played Pony Town a little bit. While the time spent on there was short, I had some wacky experiences.
Dirt Swastikas
Back when I played, you were able to turn a patch of grass into dirt and vice versa wherever you wanted in an instant. Being the edgelord I was, this gave me the idea any edgelord would get upon this discovery: draw swastikas. And so I did. There was also a 'boop' feature in the game which I discovered could resemble a Nazi salute. After I drew a swastika and started booping within it, other ponies would come and join me. Seeing a mass of cute, colorful little ponies Nazi saluting on a swastika was one of the goofiest things I have witnessed in my life.
Occurred 2017-8-19
I Am Your Schizophrenic Hallucination
When I played Pony Town, I would often either stand to the side or hide behind a tree away from some ponies having a conversation so I could read it. There was one tree in particular on the far right side of the map I liked to hide behind. One time while hiding behind this tree, a girl pony found me, walked up to me and said "You're cute." trying to flirt with me. Me being someone who has a history of trolling online daters was not about to be wooed by this little pony. I started talking about how I was the schizophrenic hallucination representing their guilt of murdering someone. I don't remember all the details but this continued on for a while. Later another pony I guess wanted to talk to me and I did the whole hallucination thing again.
Occurred 2017-8-21
What The Fuck
Just look at the screenshot. What the hell is this?
Occurred 2017-8-21
Written 2023-7-16 Published 2023-8-1